My Ten Commandments

1.Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.

2.Before you critizize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you critizize someone, you will be a mile away and have their shoes.

3.Life's a piece of shit, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true. You'll see it's all a show. Keep them laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

4.The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

5.In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

6.It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

7.The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

8.By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

9.A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

10.Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass & think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer & let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.

Till then Aloha!!!!

The Society called 'College'

Well really sorry for being so lazy to upload the next post,so just to get things started and well i m almost a 30% engineer (for all of those who dont know me) and frankly speaking i hardly know shit.This semester has been more of a roller coaster ride for me,with me being the roller coaster rather than the ride,well enough of my whims ,now lets start of with some kickass college stuff.
So college as i had already mentioned is all about friends and you as an individual.So if you have friends in college,your life is bound to rock (only if you some kewl guys in your band not the nerds).And friends are all about having fun no matter what condition you are in,quite recently we have defined fun in another manner,you call it we've done it,from going of to stations at 1 am just to have pakora's,to roaming around the campus at 3 just discussing our so majestic aspirations in life,and if u havent had enough going off to hyderabad at 12 just to have a pizza,still not convinced jumping off a running train(for reasons disclosed)and finally(there is even more if you wanna)organizing a big time event for weeks which never could take place(ask me about it,there isnt anything more frustrating than this).Well i have to keep going so till then ALOHA!!!