Once upon a time...................

My first blog ever...............well it kinda feels a bit absurd.............i mean a screw up like me blogging..........well i think everything happens for a reason..............well somehow i cant find one for dis..........all hell with the intro shit...........lets start blogging.............well after giving hell of a headache to myself on what to blog..............i finally thought i blog on a conversation i had with my uncle recently......

Well the other day,I was kinda havin a discussion with my uncle about things way boring then you people can digest.................when out of a sudden he suggested to tell me my family history..................and i thought manh.."Why the damn didnt i sleep yesterday and now ill be sleepin the whole story".........well like the screwup i am i encouraged him to start the thingie with a yawn............well i think he didnt notice so he started his saga.............well it turned out to be somethin different.................

So for the first part i got to know i m actually a Rajput..............well dunno whether to be happy about it or not........so ill just get the story started...............well my great great............count it to 7 times........father Mr. Hari Singh.........was a rajput.............and you know what he used to fight in those so called Gulli-Danda wars......i mean wars with just no outcome............but yea he used to fight it out for some king........(bet he was some fat dumbass who never used to come out of his throne and let others fight for his kingdom............while he sits and has fun)................well back with the story so this great great.......u know how many times...........father.............was a soldier in dis so called rajput army and were posted somewhere in jammu and kashmir...................well you had these muslims who were regularly taking hold of there land and my great........(well this seriously is bugging me off)..........father and his grand army lost to these pathans...............and they kept my great........(ufffffff..........)father...........as one of the prisoners...........and as he had to eat food provided by a muslim...........his hierarchical status in society rolled down one step.........(This was some kinda weird regulation put up by some saints who called themselves the medium to god...........>even though they were more of medium to hell)...........well its getting way long so ill betta cut off manh...............so this way he turned into a 'Mahajan' .......and made wat i prefer to call my dynasty.................well after all this..........i mean after he was relieved from the prison...........he couldnt join the army anymore(as i told you as the story goes.............he's no longer a rajput.....)so he came to this place churmunda(well its basically now in pakistan..........near a place called sialkot...or something....)............and he still had loads of loads of money with him.........so he started what we now call the mahajani business..............i mean the business of money lending..............and as time went by my ancestors grew wealthier and wealthier.................and now my great great grandfather(finally some relief)..................well for his introduction.................he was born in the same village..................and i forgot his name(well i mentioned it already......i m a screup)..........so got into this sugar extracting factory and all....................and then started some chocolate factory...................and that was kinda blossoming............and then for the heck of it we had the partition.......damn partition...........no damn jinnah...............and everything had to be left behind............and now i am what i am........................so the thing is i could have been some multimillionaire...............i mean i could have been where cadbury is right now.................but damn jinnah................the man was too jealous of my could be success............well i forgive him.............i mean he's dead............so why take a risk with a wandering soul..........so hell this is my first blog....................i know its damn long........but yea damn you people do criticize it..........ohk..............well sayonara for now.........and yea hope you read the entire thing.....so den.........till my next blog...................